1. double check all stuff present
2. liquids on plane? what?
3. cab
4. newspaper
5. fly! (on a real aaaiiirrr-paaaayyynne!)
6. layover
7. new years eve at jfk? entertain self...
8. back in portland.
9. sleep for 6 days
Dec 31, 2008
Dec 29, 2008
chap
1. wake in 2
2. hey, 2
3. refer to list from now, you remembered... we'll remember together. (dear self: )
4. shower. enjoy
5. apple's in the purse.
6. jfk. l'aeroport
7. board board. yessss!!!
2. hey, 2
3. refer to list from now, you remembered... we'll remember together. (dear self: )
4. shower. enjoy
5. apple's in the purse.
6. jfk. l'aeroport
7. board board. yessss!!!
Dec 28, 2008
Jew Texaco
1. Keep the peace!
2. Vitamin C!
3. Eat, eat!
4. Caffeine!
5. Get to cali?
6. Pictures, pictures...
2. Vitamin C!
3. Eat, eat!
4. Caffeine!
5. Get to cali?
6. Pictures, pictures...
Dec 27, 2008
Arkansas
1. Sick? No! Charge!!
2. Take a million photos
3. Eat less burgers (until in'n'out burger)
4. Don't stab anybody. On purpose.
5. Read rest of constitution.
6. Listen to Willie Nelson.
7. Find butt-padding.
2. Take a million photos
3. Eat less burgers (until in'n'out burger)
4. Don't stab anybody. On purpose.
5. Read rest of constitution.
6. Listen to Willie Nelson.
7. Find butt-padding.
Dec 26, 2008
Winchester, Virginia
1. Hotel Coffee
2. Grab towels, soap, bible
3. Headstand for 10 minutes
4. Dump
5. Find Circuit City
6. Spend half of all money on earth for memory card
7. Drive to Knoxville, TN
8. Get on US40
9. ?
2. Grab towels, soap, bible
3. Headstand for 10 minutes
4. Dump
5. Find Circuit City
6. Spend half of all money on earth for memory card
7. Drive to Knoxville, TN
8. Get on US40
9. ?
day off
wake
bacon
eggs
CBD beans to be ground
mail
clean
feed cat
nap
read
freeport?
nap
salmon
pineapple
gritty's xmas ale
sleepytime tea
sleep with my pillow
bacon
eggs
CBD beans to be ground
clean
feed cat
nap
read
freeport?
nap
salmon
pineapple
gritty's xmas ale
sleepytime tea
sleep with my pillow
Dec 20, 2008
and counting...
tonight:
work dinner.
gym.
home.
shower/dinner.
bake two more loafs.
paint.
paint.
sing to old country.
sleepytime.
*** buy stamps
****water plants.
*****get a grip.
******pack a lip.
wait, what?
work dinner.
gym.
home.
shower/dinner.
bake two more loafs.
paint.
paint.
sing to old country.
sleepytime.
*** buy stamps
****water plants.
*****get a grip.
******pack a lip.
wait, what?
Dec 16, 2008
splinterlude
1. explode
2. write more lists on old greeting cards... handy.
3. resuscitate office plant
4. buy acorn squashesses
5. make delicious squash, prepare it for the morning subway ride.
6. import, export, ftp various videos of various things to various people
7. drop off laundry
8. get cozy
9. think about clementines
10. smell hands; wish they smelled like clementines.
11. dreamdreamdream
2. write more lists on old greeting cards... handy.
3. resuscitate office plant
4. buy acorn squashesses
5. make delicious squash, prepare it for the morning subway ride.
6. import, export, ftp various videos of various things to various people
7. drop off laundry
8. get cozy
9. think about clementines
10. smell hands; wish they smelled like clementines.
11. dreamdreamdream
Dec 15, 2008
finally
awake cold, tired
breakfast with dan, bacon, eggs, cigs
class, wait....wait...wait, prof arrives...hand over 26 pieces of paper = whole lab grade
cry, walk to library while overheated. study just enough to forget it all when i left to get a christmas tree
personal time with A
back to library
ready ingredients for early rise.....bacon eggs coffee.
do ovah
breakfast with dan, bacon, eggs, cigs
class, wait....wait...wait, prof arrives...hand over 26 pieces of paper = whole lab grade
cry, walk to library while overheated. study just enough to forget it all when i left to get a christmas tree
personal time with A
back to library
ready ingredients for early rise.....bacon eggs coffee.
do ovah
Dec 14, 2008
grumpy fred.
slip and fall on ice.
not have enough money for a coffee.
not find a crossword for free.
be late for work.
forget my oil change, again.
run into someone i wish i hadn't.
homer, what?
call andrea.
pout/tantrum/attitude adjustment.
feel better.
verify elephants don't have elbows, for tomorrow's Fun Fact.
feel the holiday cheer. ... and by holiday cheer I mean seasonal depression.
it was the full moon. 207.780.4719. can't take another one of those.
not have enough money for a coffee.
not find a crossword for free.
be late for work.
forget my oil change, again.
run into someone i wish i hadn't.
homer, what?
call andrea.
pout/tantrum/attitude adjustment.
feel better.
verify elephants don't have elbows, for tomorrow's Fun Fact.
feel the holiday cheer. ... and by holiday cheer I mean seasonal depression.
it was the full moon. 207.780.4719. can't take another one of those.
Dec 13, 2008
:)
1. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee.
2. drink gratuitous amounts of vodka tonics
3. drink gratuitous amounts of tea
3.5 smoke butts
4.drink gratuitous amounts of water
5. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee
6. drink gratuitous amounts of blood Marys
6.5 smoke butts
7. drink gratuitous amounts of tea.
8. sleep
9.work
10. leave work early
11....repeat steps 1-7
2. drink gratuitous amounts of vodka tonics
3. drink gratuitous amounts of tea
3.5 smoke butts
4.drink gratuitous amounts of water
5. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee
6. drink gratuitous amounts of blood Marys
6.5 smoke butts
7. drink gratuitous amounts of tea.
8. sleep
9.work
10. leave work early
11....repeat steps 1-7
Dec 10, 2008
tew dew
1. show upside-down-rain who is boss
2. dinner/tomorrow's lunch... you have two dollars: go
3. research legalities of "public domain" science fiction films, and my use of
4. footage of carrot chopping
5. edit edit
6. eat emma's cookies
7. research cat ailments
8. prepare laundry for when the paycheque comes. wait. wait. wait for it.
9. find the least dirty items for wear thurs - mon.
10. break into own mailbox
11. ... to get what's waiting there:
2. dinner/tomorrow's lunch... you have two dollars: go
3. research legalities of "public domain" science fiction films, and my use of
4. footage of carrot chopping
5. edit edit
6. eat emma's cookies
7. research cat ailments
8. prepare laundry for when the paycheque comes. wait. wait. wait for it.
9. find the least dirty items for wear thurs - mon.
10. break into own mailbox
11. ... to get what's waiting there:
Dec 9, 2008
sitting in the king chair
"fuck. what's today. what time is it. Am i late? WHAT'S TODAY"
remember I'm not in school anymore. I'm not traveling. And i just have really terrible jobs that barely pay half of my bills.
blueberry tea and yogurt.
think about switching the placement of two plants, light depending.
call bakery. attempt to get my hours.
oh! shop for salsa ingredients.
homemade salsa. ? ok.
gym.
home, shower.
albert's red on the right and white on the left. As the Latvians would say, "divi lights. divi shadows. divi problems. labi labi"
sew patches that i didn't sew today.
feel house wifey.
put away clean clothes.
leave a detailed hate note at Donatelli's on the way to
work at 5.
dildo party as soon as I'm cut.
dontforgetsalsa.
ah. nuff. snuff?
still need:
tea kettle, dvd player, toaster oven, toaster, a tibetan monk p.a., a monstrous veined pulsating piece of fake male genitalia. for my friend.
remember I'm not in school anymore. I'm not traveling. And i just have really terrible jobs that barely pay half of my bills.
blueberry tea and yogurt.
think about switching the placement of two plants, light depending.
call bakery. attempt to get my hours.
oh! shop for salsa ingredients.
homemade salsa. ? ok.
gym.
home, shower.
albert's red on the right and white on the left. As the Latvians would say, "divi lights. divi shadows. divi problems. labi labi"
sew patches that i didn't sew today.
feel house wifey.
put away clean clothes.
leave a detailed hate note at Donatelli's on the way to
work at 5.
dildo party as soon as I'm cut.
dontforgetsalsa.
ah. nuff. snuff?
still need:
tea kettle, dvd player, toaster oven, toaster, a tibetan monk p.a., a monstrous veined pulsating piece of fake male genitalia. for my friend.
tooth-skin
1. bogus
2. get positive
3. eat all that you can now
4. last classes of semester
5. grands.
6. yoga, ho.
7. fall the fuck asleep
8. when you wake up, everything will be better
2. get positive
3. eat all that you can now
4. last classes of semester
5. grands.
6. yoga, ho.
7. fall the fuck asleep
8. when you wake up, everything will be better
Dec 8, 2008
Whoa.
1. pervert sister check (for real this time)
2. schoooooooo-muh'fuckin-ling
3. mug somebody to buy more peanut butter
4. burn economics book to stay warm
5. meeting at paper
6. work.
7. depress-icon.... maximundo....
8. band practice
9. yay! (beaster?)
10. ker-putt
2. schoooooooo-muh'fuckin-ling
3. mug somebody to buy more peanut butter
4. burn economics book to stay warm
5. meeting at paper
6. work.
7. depress-icon.... maximundo....
8. band practice
9. yay! (beaster?)
10. ker-putt
cold.
awake.
stretchscratchsigh.
rollovercurlup.
banilla, chopped apples rotating around, granola in the middle, raisins sprinkled on top.
shower.
work 11-v.
try to pick up a dinner shift.
home.
re-pot plants. or sew some patches.
gym.
stretchscratchsigh.
discuss all irrelevant things with roy and kerry. especially having to do with dicks and elvis.
rice and veggies.
re-hang triptych.
find more drafts and tape them up.
literally and figuratively.
sleepytime and yogurt covered pretzels.
get pissed. go to bed. probably cold.
stretchscratchsigh.
rollovercurlup.
banilla, chopped apples rotating around, granola in the middle, raisins sprinkled on top.
shower.
work 11-v.
try to pick up a dinner shift.
home.
re-pot plants. or sew some patches.
gym.
stretchscratchsigh.
discuss all irrelevant things with roy and kerry. especially having to do with dicks and elvis.
rice and veggies.
re-hang triptych.
find more drafts and tape them up.
literally and figuratively.
sleepytime and yogurt covered pretzels.
get pissed. go to bed. probably cold.
book book booook
1. edit
2. book that muhfuckin hostel ALREADY!
3. mentally spend all of the "non-rent paycheque", before it arrives on the 15th.
4. artificially inflate the views of my show, Anatomy of a Rock Band.
5. monitor heart palpitations during last Gossip Girl of 2008
6. feel no shame
7. download photos, upload, load... preload... Fffload.
8. put "coffee machine" on already-sent christmas list. idiot.
9. sex dream (brain willing...)
2. book that muhfuckin hostel ALREADY!
3. mentally spend all of the "non-rent paycheque", before it arrives on the 15th.
4. artificially inflate the views of my show, Anatomy of a Rock Band.
5. monitor heart palpitations during last Gossip Girl of 2008
6. feel no shame
7. download photos, upload, load... preload... Fffload.
8. put "coffee machine" on already-sent christmas list. idiot.
9. sex dream (brain willing...)
Dec 7, 2008
its all gonna be late....
1. awake (you know, dying tonight in my sleep wouldn't be all that bad.. the bad comes with the beginning of tomorrow and onset of regret based in all of the good times i had this semester that didn't consist of studying but instead of drinks and smokes and music and friends....this makes a whooshing sound as it flies by and leaves me with just the sweat forming on the back of my neck and an appetite that could induce anorexia in E. coli, yeah finals are a bitch and those that feel behind and under prepared deserve it. i feel behind, under prepared and i think my lower lip is going to start quivering anytime now....i'm gonna loose it...i'm gonna smoke this pack of butts and fall back on what i'm good at.....i'm gonna make a list of things to do tomorrow, and include everything I should have done today)
2. cry.
2. cry.
Dec 6, 2008
loaded and smothered.
8-9 yoga
930-1030 meeting at the vane with half hungover servers and half mom servers. free food.
11-8ish work filled with: "Hey folks! I'm Brianna, I'll be your server today... Can I start you off with a bottomless coke, a frosty Bud Li--" "We know what we want already.....we want one fish n'chip, with two plates. and an extra coleslaw. and instead of fries we want rice pilaf. and I need a spoon with the rice." "Ok, well do you want to start off with a cup of clam chowder or a side ceaser salad?" "A what?" "A cup of chowder?" "Oh, no no dear. That will be too much. But we have this coupon too. I just have to find it... Water, light ice for me.. What do you want? TO DRINK, what do you want to DRINK?? He will have a water too- ice water for the both of us. with lemon- they forgot it last time." "Ok, I will get that going." "Oh and Miss? excuse me! lots of wheat rolls! We LOVE your rolls!!!"
... question my relevance. my real relevance. to anything.
think of a new joke for my weekly saturday 6 top. before they come in.
decide what I'm cooking for dinner on Sunday. suggestions are encouraged.
back home. ah. home. shower.
records.
sky watch hotline.
hypothetical talk.
*must send out christmas greetings. seriously.
look forward to a sunday morn. I love a sunday morn.
930-1030 meeting at the vane with half hungover servers and half mom servers. free food.
11-8ish work filled with: "Hey folks! I'm Brianna, I'll be your server today... Can I start you off with a bottomless coke, a frosty Bud Li--" "We know what we want already.....we want one fish n'chip, with two plates. and an extra coleslaw. and instead of fries we want rice pilaf. and I need a spoon with the rice." "Ok, well do you want to start off with a cup of clam chowder or a side ceaser salad?" "A what?" "A cup of chowder?" "Oh, no no dear. That will be too much. But we have this coupon too. I just have to find it... Water, light ice for me.. What do you want? TO DRINK, what do you want to DRINK?? He will have a water too- ice water for the both of us. with lemon- they forgot it last time." "Ok, I will get that going." "Oh and Miss? excuse me! lots of wheat rolls! We LOVE your rolls!!!"
... question my relevance. my real relevance. to anything.
think of a new joke for my weekly saturday 6 top. before they come in.
decide what I'm cooking for dinner on Sunday. suggestions are encouraged.
back home. ah. home. shower.
records.
sky watch hotline.
hypothetical talk.
*must send out christmas greetings. seriously.
look forward to a sunday morn. I love a sunday morn.
Dec 5, 2008
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUSS...
1. Thank the sweet mercy of Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, for another day alive to go forth and spread thine will, YEA though thine ocean is so big, and my vessel so small...
2. Rub one out.
3. Call Kristine (when does bond resolution go before legis.?)
4. Take Molly to visit craigslist invalid for care-taker interview and evaluate possible creep factor (taxidermy, children's toys, etc.)
5. Work at gym (edit article, possibly chokeabitch)
6. Rub one out
7. Band practice
8. Tylenol PM = THE BEST!
9. Tie foot to bed to avoid sleepwalking. (Hide knives just in case)
Dec 4, 2008
december?
1. rage
2. that'll do
3. which dirty clothes are warm enough for survival while allowing for much camera-running with that band?
4. decide
5. finish the edit!
6. finish the other edit!!
7. start the other edit!!!
8. get into fancy dress in office bathroom
9. ride bus to jersey, holiday spirit.
10. openbar.commmmmmmmmmm
11. lament being in jersey
12. make coworkers feel both awkward and loved
13. lament being in jersey again
14. take 500 photos
15. shamelessly self promote: www.brownbookelastic.com
2. that'll do
3. which dirty clothes are warm enough for survival while allowing for much camera-running with that band?
4. decide
5. finish the edit!
6. finish the other edit!!
7. start the other edit!!!
8. get into fancy dress in office bathroom
9. ride bus to jersey, holiday spirit.
10. openbar.commmmmmmmmmm
11. lament being in jersey
12. make coworkers feel both awkward and loved
13. lament being in jersey again
14. take 500 photos
15. shamelessly self promote: www.brownbookelastic.com
Waylon. . . he's gotta have hair on his chest.
shower. braid. stretch. warm and clean.
not go out.
carcase's white. zini's shadow. fix willie's knee.
tea time.
look time.
think time.
Newlywed Game, Best of- Youtube.
sleep time.
"Blue? or clouds?"
830-1030. tattoo looking.
1130-v. selling haddock. winking.
call bakery. get schedule.
call rhonda, check on sunday.
430-v. road head. i mean. road house.
shower.
out for deuce's birthday.
Fact of the Night: Loretta Lynn had 4 kids by the time she was 17.
not go out.
carcase's white. zini's shadow. fix willie's knee.
tea time.
look time.
think time.
Newlywed Game, Best of- Youtube.
sleep time.
"Blue? or clouds?"
830-1030. tattoo looking.
1130-v. selling haddock. winking.
call bakery. get schedule.
call rhonda, check on sunday.
430-v. road head. i mean. road house.
shower.
out for deuce's birthday.
Fact of the Night: Loretta Lynn had 4 kids by the time she was 17.
post-turkey finals push
1. awake with allison
2. cut dead fish
3. organic chem (i prefer dead fish)
4. impromptu bag lunch in chem lab.... still more turkey (sigh)
5. lobsters for a friend
6. dewey's for a pint (lobster payment plan :)
7. corduroy benefit art show
8. long hot shower, shave
9. whiskey?
10. sleepytime tea
2. cut dead fish
3. organic chem (i prefer dead fish)
4. impromptu bag lunch in chem lab.... still more turkey (sigh)
5. lobsters for a friend
6. dewey's for a pint (lobster payment plan :)
7. corduroy benefit art show
8. long hot shower, shave
9. whiskey?
10. sleepytime tea
AHHHH!
1. call dir. of DFM at USM
2. appt. w/ CFO of USM
3. bring recorder, dumbass!
4. find way to transfer "voice records" on phone to tape recorder
5. breathe
6. take grandma to hannaford
7. do dishes, laundry for gramps, gram
8. yoga?
9. yes.
10. write. frantically.
11. stop drinking coffee by 7 pm
12. avoid ty. pm
Dec 3, 2008
new place. new bananas.
feta, kalamata olives, pepper chopped on wheat ritz. dress the unsalted side.
tea.
stack Harvest, Ode to Billie Joe and Blue Kentucky Girl.
... broken.
restack. try again.
tea.
price out turntable replacements, sorely.
refocus.
finish sewing christmas cards.
write some letters on the new pad of paper I couldn't resist mostly because of dimensions, tear away quality and the paired envelopes that fit snug.
tea warm up.
ask Roy why his father is so, so handsome.
candles. let the muses in.
bed beneath 7 blankets. sweat shirt and socks. can a girl get a landlord to fix a furnace?
tone it down b.
Fun fact of the night: On opposite sides of a die, the sum will always be seven.
noodle fingers?
tea.
stack Harvest, Ode to Billie Joe and Blue Kentucky Girl.
... broken.
restack. try again.
tea.
price out turntable replacements, sorely.
refocus.
finish sewing christmas cards.
write some letters on the new pad of paper I couldn't resist mostly because of dimensions, tear away quality and the paired envelopes that fit snug.
tea warm up.
ask Roy why his father is so, so handsome.
candles. let the muses in.
bed beneath 7 blankets. sweat shirt and socks. can a girl get a landlord to fix a furnace?
tone it down b.
Fun fact of the night: On opposite sides of a die, the sum will always be seven.
noodle fingers?
Dec 1, 2008
Ruby Tuesday
2am- Say hi to Jason as he rolls in from work
7am - Snooze
7:30 - "OK I'll get up!"
8:30 - "Hello, how are you?" Morning meeting with the kidos
9am- " I would love to do this work with you." Insert childs name here.
11 am- Enjoy the sunshine? @ Recess
12:30 - "No you can not have a 4th helping of pasta" Insert childs name here.
1:30 - "Its nap time, not time to talk to your neighbor" Insert childs name here.
2pm - ahhh Blakes organic chicken pot pie
220 -Drive to my place
2:30 -Look up info on High scope, Reggio and Waldorf for class
3:35- I should have left five mins ago
3:40- Pay the toll troll
3:42 -Drive to Falmouth
3:43- Be on the look out for cops
4:00 -Class
6:30 -I'm tired, food. More class
8:30 -class over
8:31 - Drive home
8:50 pat cats
9pm- Hot bath, sleepytime tea
SLEEP
7am - Snooze
7:30 - "OK I'll get up!"
8:30 - "Hello, how are you?" Morning meeting with the kidos
9am- " I would love to do this work with you." Insert childs name here.
11 am- Enjoy the sunshine? @ Recess
12:30 - "No you can not have a 4th helping of pasta" Insert childs name here.
1:30 - "Its nap time, not time to talk to your neighbor" Insert childs name here.
2pm - ahhh Blakes organic chicken pot pie
220 -Drive to my place
2:30 -Look up info on High scope, Reggio and Waldorf for class
3:35- I should have left five mins ago
3:40- Pay the toll troll
3:42 -Drive to Falmouth
3:43- Be on the look out for cops
4:00 -Class
6:30 -I'm tired, food. More class
8:30 -class over
8:31 - Drive home
8:50 pat cats
9pm- Hot bath, sleepytime tea
SLEEP
tuesday......shmooze day
1. wake, coffee, eggs, shower, tea-to-travel
2. push old people around in wheelchairs (7am-7pm)
3. gym........lift heavy objects above my head
4. organic chem file transfer from SPA to TIFF
5. fried turkey for late dinner with a Winterhook
6. pretend i have the next day off so i can sleep well at night
2. push old people around in wheelchairs (7am-7pm)
3. gym........lift heavy objects above my head
4. organic chem file transfer from SPA to TIFF
5. fried turkey for late dinner with a Winterhook
6. pretend i have the next day off so i can sleep well at night
Post-Tylenol PM-induced sleep deprivation recovery program
1. Up by 7
1. To school!
1. set up appointments for interview/ interview
1. math class
1. while in the ham of gore, inquire around dorms about building conditions
2. impregnate somebody
4. comp. poli.
3. no work!!
6.7 write write
1a write to-do list
11. right to bed
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