heebies.

learn this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfzRt0KMRc
bakery.
lesson.
vane.

Jew Texaco

1. Keep the peace!
2. Vitamin C!
3. Eat, eat!
4. Caffeine!
5. Get to cali?
6. Pictures, pictures...

Arkansas

1. Sick? No! Charge!!
2. Take a million photos
3. Eat less burgers (until in'n'out burger)
4. Don't stab anybody. On purpose.
5. Read rest of constitution.
6. Listen to Willie Nelson.
7. Find butt-padding.

Winchester, Virginia

1. Hotel Coffee
2. Grab towels, soap, bible
3. Headstand for 10 minutes
4. Dump
5. Find Circuit City
6. Spend half of all money on earth for memory card
7. Drive to Knoxville, TN
8. Get on US40
9. ?

day off

wake
bacon
eggs
CBD beans to be ground
mail
clean
feed cat
nap
read
freeport?
nap
salmon
pineapple
gritty's xmas ale
sleepytime tea
sleep with my pillow

and counting...

tonight:
work dinner.
gym.
home.
shower/dinner.
bake two more loafs.
paint.
paint.
sing to old country.
sleepytime.
*** buy stamps
****water plants.
*****get a grip.
******pack a lip.

wait, what?

splinterlude

1. explode
2. write more lists on old greeting cards... handy.
3. resuscitate office plant
4. buy acorn squashesses
5. make delicious squash, prepare it for the morning subway ride.
6. import, export, ftp various videos of various things to various people
7. drop off laundry
8. get cozy
9. think about clementines
10. smell hands; wish they smelled like clementines.
11. dreamdreamdream

finally

awake cold, tired
breakfast with dan, bacon, eggs, cigs
class, wait....wait...wait, prof arrives...hand over 26 pieces of paper = whole lab grade
cry, walk to library while overheated. study just enough to forget it all when i left to get a christmas tree
personal time with A
back to library
ready ingredients for early rise.....bacon eggs coffee.
do ovah

grumpy fred.

slip and fall on ice.
not have enough money for a coffee.
not find a crossword for free.
be late for work.
forget my oil change, again.
run into someone i wish i hadn't.
homer, what?
call andrea.
pout/tantrum/attitude adjustment.
feel better.
verify elephants don't have elbows, for tomorrow's Fun Fact.
feel the holiday cheer. ... and by holiday cheer I mean seasonal depression.

it was the full moon. 207.780.4719. can't take another one of those.

:)

1. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee.
2. drink gratuitous amounts of vodka tonics
3. drink gratuitous amounts of tea
3.5 smoke butts
4.drink gratuitous amounts of water
5. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee
6. drink gratuitous amounts of blood Marys
6.5 smoke butts
7. drink gratuitous amounts of tea.
8. sleep
9.work
10. leave work early
11....repeat steps 1-7

Gotta keep on top of my life.

Seven things to do.

tew dew

1. show upside-down-rain who is boss
2. dinner/tomorrow's lunch... you have two dollars: go
3. research legalities of "public domain" science fiction films, and my use of
4. footage of carrot chopping
5. edit edit
6. eat emma's cookies
7. research cat ailments
8. prepare laundry for when the paycheque comes. wait. wait. wait for it.
9. find the least dirty items for wear thurs - mon.
10. break into own mailbox
11. ... to get what's waiting there:

sitting in the king chair

"fuck. what's today. what time is it. Am i late? WHAT'S TODAY"
remember I'm not in school anymore. I'm not traveling. And i just have really terrible jobs that barely pay half of my bills.
blueberry tea and yogurt.
think about switching the placement of two plants, light depending.
call bakery. attempt to get my hours.
oh! shop for salsa ingredients.
homemade salsa. ? ok.
gym.
home, shower.
albert's red on the right and white on the left. As the Latvians would say, "divi lights. divi shadows. divi problems. labi labi"
sew patches that i didn't sew today.
feel house wifey.
put away clean clothes.
leave a detailed hate note at Donatelli's on the way to
work at 5.
dildo party as soon as I'm cut.
dontforgetsalsa.
ah. nuff. snuff?

still need:
tea kettle, dvd player, toaster oven, toaster, a tibetan monk p.a., a monstrous veined pulsating piece of fake male genitalia. for my friend.

tooth-skin

1. bogus
2. get positive
3. eat all that you can now
4. last classes of semester
5. grands.
6. yoga, ho.
7. fall the fuck asleep
8. when you wake up, everything will be better

wed.

1. Wake up.
2. Do it all over again.
3. Dream