last round

1. double check all stuff present
2. liquids on plane? what?
3. cab
4. newspaper
5. fly! (on a real aaaiiirrr-paaaayyynne!)
6. layover
7. new years eve at jfk? entertain self...
8. back in portland.
9. sleep for 6 days

chap

1. wake in 2
2. hey, 2
3. refer to list from now, you remembered... we'll remember together. (dear self: )
4. shower. enjoy
5. apple's in the purse.
6. jfk. l'aeroport
7. board board. yessss!!!

heebies.

learn this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfzRt0KMRc
bakery.
lesson.
vane.

Jew Texaco

1. Keep the peace!
2. Vitamin C!
3. Eat, eat!
4. Caffeine!
5. Get to cali?
6. Pictures, pictures...

Arkansas

1. Sick? No! Charge!!
2. Take a million photos
3. Eat less burgers (until in'n'out burger)
4. Don't stab anybody. On purpose.
5. Read rest of constitution.
6. Listen to Willie Nelson.
7. Find butt-padding.

Winchester, Virginia

1. Hotel Coffee
2. Grab towels, soap, bible
3. Headstand for 10 minutes
4. Dump
5. Find Circuit City
6. Spend half of all money on earth for memory card
7. Drive to Knoxville, TN
8. Get on US40
9. ?

day off

wake
bacon
eggs
CBD beans to be ground
mail
clean
feed cat
nap
read
freeport?
nap
salmon
pineapple
gritty's xmas ale
sleepytime tea
sleep with my pillow

and counting...

tonight:
work dinner.
gym.
home.
shower/dinner.
bake two more loafs.
paint.
paint.
sing to old country.
sleepytime.
*** buy stamps
****water plants.
*****get a grip.
******pack a lip.

wait, what?

splinterlude

1. explode
2. write more lists on old greeting cards... handy.
3. resuscitate office plant
4. buy acorn squashesses
5. make delicious squash, prepare it for the morning subway ride.
6. import, export, ftp various videos of various things to various people
7. drop off laundry
8. get cozy
9. think about clementines
10. smell hands; wish they smelled like clementines.
11. dreamdreamdream

finally

awake cold, tired
breakfast with dan, bacon, eggs, cigs
class, wait....wait...wait, prof arrives...hand over 26 pieces of paper = whole lab grade
cry, walk to library while overheated. study just enough to forget it all when i left to get a christmas tree
personal time with A
back to library
ready ingredients for early rise.....bacon eggs coffee.
do ovah

grumpy fred.

slip and fall on ice.
not have enough money for a coffee.
not find a crossword for free.
be late for work.
forget my oil change, again.
run into someone i wish i hadn't.
homer, what?
call andrea.
pout/tantrum/attitude adjustment.
feel better.
verify elephants don't have elbows, for tomorrow's Fun Fact.
feel the holiday cheer. ... and by holiday cheer I mean seasonal depression.

it was the full moon. 207.780.4719. can't take another one of those.

:)

1. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee.
2. drink gratuitous amounts of vodka tonics
3. drink gratuitous amounts of tea
3.5 smoke butts
4.drink gratuitous amounts of water
5. drink gratuitous amounts of coffee
6. drink gratuitous amounts of blood Marys
6.5 smoke butts
7. drink gratuitous amounts of tea.
8. sleep
9.work
10. leave work early
11....repeat steps 1-7

Gotta keep on top of my life.

Seven things to do.

tew dew

1. show upside-down-rain who is boss
2. dinner/tomorrow's lunch... you have two dollars: go
3. research legalities of "public domain" science fiction films, and my use of
4. footage of carrot chopping
5. edit edit
6. eat emma's cookies
7. research cat ailments
8. prepare laundry for when the paycheque comes. wait. wait. wait for it.
9. find the least dirty items for wear thurs - mon.
10. break into own mailbox
11. ... to get what's waiting there:

sitting in the king chair

"fuck. what's today. what time is it. Am i late? WHAT'S TODAY"
remember I'm not in school anymore. I'm not traveling. And i just have really terrible jobs that barely pay half of my bills.
blueberry tea and yogurt.
think about switching the placement of two plants, light depending.
call bakery. attempt to get my hours.
oh! shop for salsa ingredients.
homemade salsa. ? ok.
gym.
home, shower.
albert's red on the right and white on the left. As the Latvians would say, "divi lights. divi shadows. divi problems. labi labi"
sew patches that i didn't sew today.
feel house wifey.
put away clean clothes.
leave a detailed hate note at Donatelli's on the way to
work at 5.
dildo party as soon as I'm cut.
dontforgetsalsa.
ah. nuff. snuff?

still need:
tea kettle, dvd player, toaster oven, toaster, a tibetan monk p.a., a monstrous veined pulsating piece of fake male genitalia. for my friend.

tooth-skin

1. bogus
2. get positive
3. eat all that you can now
4. last classes of semester
5. grands.
6. yoga, ho.
7. fall the fuck asleep
8. when you wake up, everything will be better

wed.

1. Wake up.
2. Do it all over again.
3. Dream

Whoa.

1. pervert sister check (for real this time)
2. schoooooooo-muh'fuckin-ling
3. mug somebody to buy more peanut butter
4. burn economics book to stay warm
5. meeting at paper
6. work.
7. depress-icon.... maximundo....
8. band practice
9. yay! (beaster?)
10. ker-putt

cold.

awake.
stretchscratchsigh.
rollovercurlup.
banilla, chopped apples rotating around, granola in the middle, raisins sprinkled on top.
shower.
work 11-v.
try to pick up a dinner shift.
home.
re-pot plants. or sew some patches.
gym.
stretchscratchsigh.
discuss all irrelevant things with roy and kerry. especially having to do with dicks and elvis.
rice and veggies.
re-hang triptych.
find more drafts and tape them up.
literally and figuratively.
sleepytime and yogurt covered pretzels.
get pissed. go to bed. probably cold.

book book booook

1. edit
2. book that muhfuckin hostel ALREADY!
3. mentally spend all of the "non-rent paycheque", before it arrives on the 15th.
4. artificially inflate the views of my show, Anatomy of a Rock Band.
5. monitor heart palpitations during last Gossip Girl of 2008
6. feel no shame
7. download photos, upload, load... preload... Fffload.
8. put "coffee machine" on already-sent christmas list. idiot.
9. sex dream (brain willing...)

its all gonna be late....

1. awake (you know, dying tonight in my sleep wouldn't be all that bad.. the bad comes with the beginning of tomorrow and onset of regret based in all of the good times i had this semester that didn't consist of studying but instead of drinks and smokes and music and friends....this makes a whooshing sound as it flies by and leaves me with just the sweat forming on the back of my neck and an appetite that could induce anorexia in E. coli, yeah finals are a bitch and those that feel behind and under prepared deserve it. i feel behind, under prepared and i think my lower lip is going to start quivering anytime now....i'm gonna loose it...i'm gonna smoke this pack of butts and fall back on what i'm good at.....i'm gonna make a list of things to do tomorrow, and include everything I should have done today)
2. cry.

A List- Frog and Toad

http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0064440214/ref=sib_fs_bod?ie=UTF8&p=S006&checkSum=XvUDXl%2FhIrwxSEsZaijr0nXCqhlLD15xQDgwIQt0KFE%3D#reader-link

loaded and smothered.

8-9 yoga
930-1030 meeting at the vane with half hungover servers and half mom servers. free food.
11-8ish work filled with: "Hey folks! I'm Brianna, I'll be your server today... Can I start you off with a bottomless coke, a frosty Bud Li--" "We know what we want already.....we want one fish n'chip, with two plates. and an extra coleslaw. and instead of fries we want rice pilaf. and I need a spoon with the rice." "Ok, well do you want to start off with a cup of clam chowder or a side ceaser salad?" "A what?" "A cup of chowder?" "Oh, no no dear. That will be too much. But we have this coupon too. I just have to find it... Water, light ice for me.. What do you want? TO DRINK, what do you want to DRINK?? He will have a water too- ice water for the both of us. with lemon- they forgot it last time." "Ok, I will get that going." "Oh and Miss? excuse me! lots of wheat rolls! We LOVE your rolls!!!"
... question my relevance. my real relevance. to anything.
think of a new joke for my weekly saturday 6 top. before they come in.
decide what I'm cooking for dinner on Sunday. suggestions are encouraged.
back home. ah. home. shower.
records.
sky watch hotline.
hypothetical talk.
*must send out christmas greetings. seriously.
look forward to a sunday morn. I love a sunday morn.

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUSS...

1. Thank the sweet mercy of Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, for another day alive to go forth and spread thine will, YEA though thine ocean is so big, and my vessel so small...

2. Rub one out.

3. Call Kristine (when does bond resolution go before legis.?)

4. Take Molly to visit craigslist invalid for care-taker interview and evaluate possible creep factor (taxidermy, children's toys, etc.)

5. Work at gym (edit article, possibly chokeabitch)

6. Rub one out

7. Band practice

8. Tylenol PM = THE BEST!

9. Tie foot to bed to avoid sleepwalking.  (Hide knives just in case)

december?

1. rage
2. that'll do
3. which dirty clothes are warm enough for survival while allowing for much camera-running with that band?
4. decide
5. finish the edit!
6. finish the other edit!!
7. start the other edit!!!
8. get into fancy dress in office bathroom
9. ride bus to jersey, holiday spirit.
10. openbar.commmmmmmmmmm
11. lament being in jersey
12. make coworkers feel both awkward and loved
13. lament being in jersey again
14. take 500 photos
15. shamelessly self promote: www.brownbookelastic.com

Waylon. . . he's gotta have hair on his chest.

shower. braid. stretch. warm and clean.
not go out.
carcase's white. zini's shadow. fix willie's knee.
tea time.
look time.
think time.
Newlywed Game, Best of- Youtube.
sleep time.
"Blue? or clouds?"
830-1030. tattoo looking.
1130-v. selling haddock. winking.
call bakery. get schedule.
call rhonda, check on sunday.
430-v. road head. i mean. road house.
shower.
out for deuce's birthday.


Fact of the Night: Loretta Lynn had 4 kids by the time she was 17.

post-turkey finals push

1. awake with allison
2. cut dead fish
3. organic chem (i prefer dead fish)
4. impromptu bag lunch in chem lab.... still more turkey (sigh)
5. lobsters for a friend
6. dewey's for a pint (lobster payment plan :)
7. corduroy benefit art show
8. long hot shower, shave
9. whiskey?
10. sleepytime tea

AHHHH!

1. call dir. of DFM at USM

2. appt. w/ CFO of USM

3. bring recorder, dumbass!

4. find way to transfer "voice records" on phone to tape recorder

5. breathe

6. take grandma to hannaford

7. do dishes, laundry for gramps, gram

8. yoga?

9. yes.

10. write. frantically.

11. stop drinking coffee by 7 pm

12. avoid ty. pm

new place. new bananas.

feta, kalamata olives, pepper chopped on wheat ritz. dress the unsalted side.
tea.
stack Harvest, Ode to Billie Joe and Blue Kentucky Girl.
... broken.
restack. try again.
tea.
price out turntable replacements, sorely.
refocus.
finish sewing christmas cards.
write some letters on the new pad of paper I couldn't resist mostly because of dimensions, tear away quality and the paired envelopes that fit snug.
tea warm up.
ask Roy why his father is so, so handsome.
candles. let the muses in.
bed beneath 7 blankets. sweat shirt and socks. can a girl get a landlord to fix a furnace?
tone it down b.

Fun fact of the night: On opposite sides of a die, the sum will always be seven.

noodle fingers?

Ruby Tuesday

2am- Say hi to Jason as he rolls in from work
7am - Snooze
7:30 - "OK I'll get up!"
8:30 - "Hello, how are you?" Morning meeting with the kidos
9am- " I would love to do this work with you." Insert childs name here.
11 am- Enjoy the sunshine? @ Recess
12:30 - "No you can not have a 4th helping of pasta" Insert childs name here.
1:30 - "Its nap time, not time to talk to your neighbor" Insert childs name here.
2pm - ahhh Blakes organic chicken pot pie
220 -Drive to my place
2:30 -Look up info on High scope, Reggio and Waldorf for class
3:35- I should have left five mins ago
3:40- Pay the toll troll
3:42 -Drive to Falmouth
3:43- Be on the look out for cops
4:00 -Class
6:30 -I'm tired, food. More class
8:30 -class over
8:31 - Drive home
8:50 pat cats
9pm- Hot bath, sleepytime tea
SLEEP

tuesday......shmooze day

1. wake, coffee, eggs, shower, tea-to-travel
2. push old people around in wheelchairs (7am-7pm)
3. gym........lift heavy objects above my head
4. organic chem file transfer from SPA to TIFF
5. fried turkey for late dinner with a Winterhook
6. pretend i have the next day off so i can sleep well at night

Post-Tylenol PM-induced sleep deprivation recovery program

1. Up by 7

1. To school!

1. set up appointments for interview/ interview

1.     math class

1. while in the ham of gore, inquire around dorms about building conditions

2. impregnate somebody

4.     comp. poli.

3.     no work!!

6.7   write write

1a     write to-do list

11.    right to bed

sunday night fight

the last twelve hours of thanksgiving break

1. Eat frozen burrito, look at the clock, say oh shit it's late.

2. Go to triclops/hanson bros show at great american music hall, wish it was next weekend instead.

3. sweat & punch at rock and roll concert; get punched and sweated on.

4. return home at 1am and attempt to do most of the homework I put off all week until tonight.

5. Curse my woeful procrastinativeness.

6. Wake up and go to class.

Blue Monday

Snooze x 3
kettle
green tea
Captain Crunch
get dressed
Dont forget lunch
drive
Robins Zodiac Zone
educate young minds via Montessori Method
Be happy I remembered lunch
finish Montessori Methods for day
Listen to new Rage mix from Jason
Pat cats
eat something
Finish Montessori Art Album cover for class
Stress out about class
Miss Jason because he is working nights
Kettle
Sleepytime tea
hot bath
classical music
sleep

bare minimum

the problem is not with me...
it is the prospect of my time wasted on my someone
else's behalf of, wait...
.....it is the
accountability of the things
that i feel i might need to do....
if they were all going to be accounted for
i do them all
but some might be
and some might not....


Monday:
wake
fish mkt
organic
immuno
lunch
lab
nap
dinner
study
sleepytime tea
microwave rice bag
sleep

"I'm good, Grampa..." "......good for what?"

recap of today's to do list:

awake. think... snow? no. frost.
quietly call "Berkeley... ......" from my bed and behind my closed door. hear him whimper and become restless behind the barricade. I keep calling. "Berkk.....Berkeley.. come here..." he barks impatiently... Ma catches on... and lets him in to say good morning. and happy thanksgiving.
coffee.crossword.jumble.
shower, get dressed.
Dad's by 11. talk about how Tyler really shouldn't have gotten his license, how Nick's work banned him from the coffee area, and about how dad needs to meet "the punks" I think I'm going to be living with.
catch Dad steal the roll off a family friend's plate while she blessed the meal...
watch Buppy, my grandfather, only use grunts, eyebrows and fists to communicate what dish he wanted. and how much.
ride with Gram and Gramp to Plymouth for dinner #2. Cash and Lynn on cassette.
"I'm thankful for family, friends and unicorns."
eat the equivalent of 23,234 lobsters, lazy man style. deep fried turkey and the fixings.
think about the perfect Thanksgiving bite- ask me about it.
wrestle isabella.
feel sick.
burp. rematch.
back to Dad's to get the truck. have a piece of Rhonda's homemade cheesecake.
get bombarded with air pellets..... ?? brothers.
take note of the milky way. become amazed that it is there, all the time. no matter what I do.
think about that more.
quiet, dark house. fire going. gorged. limp. lucky.

thanks!

1. Drive sis

2. Visit grands

3. Go for walk w/ grand-pa

4. gas-up/ check fluids/ air

5. do the same for car

6. drive. chug coffee. early 90's hip-hop.

7. voila

8. sleep with sophie-dog in fireside futon-bed

light bright keyboard

gear up.

stretch.
sit up. evaluate the weather for the day according to cloud cover, sun shine and blue birds.
pomegranate tea or dark roast coffee toast and crossword.
pack up. don't forget toothbrush.
walk to the truck saying, "NoticketpleaseNoticketpleaseNoticketplease"
meet Roy. pay him for being my friend. or for sec deposit.
gym. (scope people's tattoos and wonder if they still like them.)
workydurky. 11-4ish.
pop in Tucker or the Judds and sing very seriously all the way home. No skipping tracks. heat on the feet window cracked.
pick up Berkeley some treats for the truck... he keeps sniffing about them.
roll into 81 Jug Hill by 6... talk dog and scratch ears.
have dinner at home. fire going.
learn an icelandic expression. or. make one up.
bed in a real bed with clean sheets, dried on the clothes line.

tonight

put clothes on.

go get falafel

pack

find gloves

floss

call saul

meet saul

get gas

drive

drive

drive

sleep

Belize 11/25/08

Things to do tonight:

1. Lie in a hammock overlooking the Carribean as the sun sets watching dolphins jump.

Happy Thanksgiving, turkeys!

Love, Hache

now, aren't we

preparing for the giving

I am leaving my newly beloved Brooklyn tomorrow at 8:30 pm, to return to Maine.

here is what I must do before I can leave.

1. move my car to better parking

2. go to work.

3. not pull the emergency break on the subway like some jackass did today

4. pack my bags.

I will need several pairs of pants, a nice outfit to eat thanksgiving in, my toothbrush, toothpaste, electric razor, not electric razor, underwearsoxpantsshirts, wetsuit, gloves, booties, ipod, computer chargers for all things electric, and a good attitude. 

thats about it. 

oh yeah, go to the bank.

welp. not to exciting for blog numero uno. but I do have to do these things that this was helpful.

ps. be in town portland friday night if any of you are out and about.

11/24/08

1. wake up; crack back

2. hawk loogie

3. tea kettle

4. yell at brother dan

5. take off slippers

6. put on boots

7. take dan to school; yell 'douchebag' at slow/stupid drivers

8. eat balanced meal

9. write some stuff; crunch some numbers

10. walk by seashore

11. pick up dan

12. suppah

13. cheap movies

14. tea kettle

15. sleep

11/24/08

To Do Tomorrow:

1. Get up by 8

2. Punch self in face

3. Go back to bed

4. Get up by 9

5.  Eat breakfast; cry

6. Get some interviews for article

7. If not, fabricate data

8. Write bones of article

9. 2:45-4:00: class

10. Work at 4

10a. Don't stab anybody in face

11. Go to cheap movie night

12. Shut phone off- 

13. Make to-do list